I'm sooooooo tired

I had more than 16 hours of sleep today and I'm still feeling really drowsy. I have no idea why I'm so tired. School just started, but I can't wait until the holidays.
I'm thinking of uploading all the pictures I took during the holidays. I really want to organise some sort of exposition too.
Ughhh... I'm so tired I can't even write anything properly. I wanted to talk about so much more.
This post was absolutely pointless.
Bye.

Back to school yippee ka yay mother Russia!

I thought I posted something yesterday, but I forgot to save it. TT__TT

Firstly, I'd like to casually advertise my Instagram account and show off my new hair colour.

It doesn't look that bright in real life though.

Secondly... Yeah.... School started. Great! Very year 11. Much IGCSE. Wow. 

I actually thought that when I come back to school after the summer holidays I'm going to be very calm and chill and zen, but some people still piss me off. I was looking forward to seeing my friends, although one of them seems to completely ignore me. (That wasn't proper English grammar, was it?)I would get upset if I had feelings, but I didn't because I don't. 

A lot of people have said to me that I now have an English accent. I don't! Now Tinbite and Edna-chan make fun of me because, apparently, I sound really English. I went to England for the first time this summer (for only three weeks) and came back with an accent. Great. 

As I said, school wasn't too enjoyable today. We had to make flags to decorate the classroom and I drew the Soviet Union flag instead. 

I also gave my friends the souvenirs I got for them during the summer. Oliver loved the olive oil bottle I gave him. I should get him an olive tree for Christmas. I remembered the place where I got Charlie the old Albanian money from. It was a lovely flea market in Tiran. I wish I could come back and get that old camera or a red army badge. I remember I got that note for only €5 when it was supposed to cost me €15. I love Albania. 

We had an intense literature lesson today. I honestly had no idea what an Elizabethan sonnet was.

That wasn't such a descriptive post about the first day of school was it.

Reporting LIVE from Montenegro Airlines

Flying back to Switz. Summer is officially over now. My family members are probably wondering why I haven't texted them yet, but, the truth is, I could not open my phone and put the SIM card in. I hate having hyperhydrosis sometimes... -_-

The plane I'm flying on is really small. It only has two seats in one row of seats. And guess who they put on the seat next to me! A young mother with a baby! A baby!!! I thought that that annoying undeveloped piece of meat is going to start crying right next to me, but, before we took off, the plane personal suggested that the mother sits in another seat.   

They just brought me a sandwich. I'll continue later. For god's sake, just shut up! Stop crying!!!

Anyways.... I just had my "lunch" that consisted of a weird sandwich with either meat or cheese (couldn't tell which one). I managed to open my phone and put the SIM card in. I hope I didn't damage it because water was literally pouring out of my hands.

The baby that they placed behind me did not stop crying. I'm really sensitive to loud music and I normally listen to it with the lowest volume possible, but today I just out it on full volume. It's hurting my ears, but it's better than listening to some maggot wining.

I mean I'm a pretty chill person, to be honest. I don't know if it's the same, according to my friends. One of them thinks that I'm a quote: "crazy psycho killer". I'm glad I have that reputation at school. It's weird how almost all the people I know think of me in such different ways. The other day, I was skyping Jacky and Vasjok who were trying to tell me that astrology is a science. I guess we are somehow influenced by the stars and shit around us (I mean the moon does control water level or whatever), but astrology is a bit... I don't know. I have mixed feelings about it (although I don't have feelings). Anyway, Jacky and Vasjok were saying that your zodiac sign can tell others a lot about yourself. For example, the Chinese zodiac says that I'm a cat and, therefore, according to them, I'm "cuddly". Me? Cuddly? Like what??? In England, I already have the reputation of the "least cuddly person ever". So if the stars say that I'm a cat, I'm also supposed to piss everywhere and ruin your furniture. I like cats by the way. They're nyan. 

I wonder what other people think about me, apart from the fact that I'm a "cuddly crazy psycho killer who is not cuddly". 

My cousin Mitja finds me incredibly funny. 

Tinbite probably thinks that I'm a complete badass since I always brag to her about how I do not study for tests. 

The discipline officer from my old school probably remembers me as a troublesome rebel who has no manners and always talks back. 

A lot of the people who I met this summer must think that I'm a genius since I told them that I speak four languages and don't study in my mother tongue. 

I bet a lot of my family members think that I'm a happy optimist because that's how I often act around them. 

Mrs Walker probably sees me as someone with really poor poetry essay writing skills. 

Mr D... Oh god... I'm afraid to even picture how he sees me/Sssssasha. 

Roßa? She sees me as her best-ass friend who is a sociopath wannabe and who bought weird donut socks that probably look disgraceful. 

Nah... I think the term "crazy psycho killer" suits me the most. >:D

You call it Venice, I call it Water 7

I'm finally back from my week-long road trip. 

Staying at lake Como was really great. I think the highlight of staying there was the amazing boat journey and staying up until half past four, talking to Ali who stayed at the same villa as me. 

Venice was also really enjoyable and "oh-so-friendly". I'll upload all the pictures if took once I get to Switz, but, for the time being, enjoy these ones:

I stayed at two amazing hotels/villas for the next four or so days (I lost track of time). It was an experience I will never forget! I can't wait to upload the pictures I took since I think my photography skills have finally got decent. 

Ljubljana has become one of my favourite cities since it reminds me of Moscow. Everyone there spoke English to me even though I never said I was a tourist. I guess I looked touristy since I was always carrying a huge camera with me. I'd look less touristy if I had a bicycle like everyone else in the city. I also got a pair of knee socks with donut patterns from a funky clothes shop.

The most beautiful place I've visited was Lake Bled. I'm bad at describing things so I'll upload the photos as soon as I can. 

I should probably have a good night sleep today since I'm back in Montenegro. I now have dark circles under my eyes from the lack of sleep. Good night, minna!